Congratulations, MAGAs — You Owned the Libs

Well, MAGAs — congratulations. You did it. You owned the libs.

You proved your point. You showed the world how much you don’t care what the so-called “elites” think. You were going to burn it all down, just to feel the heat. And now, you’ve got the ashes to prove it.

The Price of the Own

All it cost you was a functioning government.
A working democracy.
Human rights.
Economic stability.
Affordable groceries.
Affordable healthcare.
Qualified leaders.
And America’s global standing.

But hey — you really showed those college kids, scientists, and journalists, didn’t you? You told the teachers and librarians what’s what. You stuck it to the “woke mob” by cheering for book bans and autocrats. You made cruelty a badge of honor and ignorance a political strategy.

The Government Doesn’t Work — Because You Broke It

You say government is broken. You’re right — because you broke it.
You voted for leaders who think governing is for suckers, who treat public service like performance art, and who see power not as a responsibility but as a weapon.

You replaced competence with loyalty, truth with conspiracy, and empathy with vengeance. The people in charge aren’t there to solve problems — they’re there to own someone, every day, on every screen.

And while they rage-tweet and hold press conferences about “enemies of the people,” your roads crumble, your schools underfund, your hospitals close, and your grocery bill explodes.

Freedom as a Spectator Sport

Somehow, “freedom” became a spectator sport.
You wave flags made in China while billionaires write your laws. You chant about liberty while cheering censorship and banning history. You call yourselves patriots while undermining every institution that holds the nation together.

It’s not freedom when your vote is manipulated by fear.
It’s not liberty when your leaders demand blind obedience.
It’s not patriotism when you root for the collapse of your own country, as long as it makes the other side mad.

You Owned the Future, Too

The world is watching — and not in admiration.
Allies no longer trust us. Adversaries laugh at us. The country that once led the free world now fights itself in circles while reality TV politicians auction off the last pieces of credibility for clicks and cash.

So yes, MAGAs — you owned the libs.
But you also owned the future.
You just forgot that you have to live in it.

Good for You

You got your wish. You wanted to “drain the swamp,” but all that’s left is the sludge of corruption and resentment. You wanted to “make America great again,” but all you made was a country divided, cynical, and exhausted.

So yes — congratulations.
You owned the libs.
And all it cost you was everything.

Good for you.

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